Joe’s Paint Releases: New Instant Green Roofs
Our favorite environmental expert and green roof research specialist Joe is up to his old tricks. Joe hit the PR circuit again this week releasing a full range of new roof greening products.
Not satisfied with only offering a green roof in a can, Joe is now offering a full line of instant green roofs. His new products include a highly reflective white paint for roofs and façades. The can comes with a pair of sun glasses and two cartons of greasy sunscreen (SPF 90) for an entire neighborhood.
The best green roof and green wall product is already successful on the markets: An artificial grass mat that can be rolled out. Joe has the fake grass in multiple colors to create Blue Roofs, Brown Roofs and Red Roofs. The good thing is, that after a season you can also fill-up the landfills with toxic waste and contributing your part to a healthy growth of the economy.
Joe is very excited about the new product line and promises: “Next year we come up with an entire line of fake honeybees, polyethylene spiders and colorful plastic butterflies with remote control. Just before Christmas we will also see artificial flowers and Christmas trees (comes with a fake turkey). “
All fake grass products are tested under real conditions.
If you want to walk on grass without having a green roof we recommend the grass Flip-Flops. Retaining almost 100% sweat and you can’t run-off.